You'd think it was my first time

Who spends $140+ at Costco on a family of.......one?!

Me.

I walked up and down every single aisle, so believe me, I was exercising self control. How can there be so much good food in one place?? Milk for $2.79 a gallon, kiwis, mangos, blackberries, blueberries, watermelon, black plums, pineapple - it was heavenly. Drool. Anyway, I'm well prepared for the next natural disaster. I have enough canned goods for the next two years, and enough frosted mini wheats to feed a small country. I also found these delicious "Strong bone swirly bears," which are gummy bear calcium vitamins that come in three amazing flavors: orange cream, strawberry cream and black cherry cream. Yum.

There are three things I want when I grow up.

1) In unit washer and dryer

2) Backyard, or at least a small square of dirt outside under the sun, for the many, many tulips I plan to plant.

3) Costco within a 10 mile radius or 30 minute drive.