If A, then B

Here's my logic..

A. Twilight >>> sleep, food, drink, I/Os.

B. Twilight = crack.

But in a strong effort to maintain self control, I will refrain from running to Borders and buying the next three books right now. It's probably not healthy to think about gorgeous vampires and their beautiful families...playing baseball, racing through the forests, seducing young women, saving their lives, ripping other vampires to shreds, eternally loyal, strong, manly vampires with their smoldering deep ochre gaze. Seriously, I'm over it. My resting HR is 50, my post twilight HR is 85+.

*Edit:
I could buy all three books for <$30 off amazon right now.

But I..... won't do it.

(breathe)