Saturday, July 15, 2006

And the fun begins

location: franklin & marshall college, lancaster, PA

things that came up during our tortuously reptitive meeting tonight:
1. this is a peanut free campus. so those "peanut orgies" will have to wait til after 8/5.
2. the administration will be called if the student is more than 2 minutes late for class or activities(ie, at 9:02, 3:32, 7:02). CIMRs will also be filed.
3. because our watches can often differ by more than 2 minutes, we shall synchronize them tomorrow morning.
4. no alcoholic beverages will be consumed when staff members under the age of 21 are present. you must put it away or ask them to leave. so, sorry guys.
5. F&M is a living musuem, an aboretum. so beware of low flying aircraft (frisbees), and don't let kids climb trees.
6. 0 tolerance. last session a parent threatened to call the police because her son was being "assaulted" here. apparently, her son was THE annoying one. so after stomaching it for a while, another kid just picked him up and put him in his room. he had no idea he did anything wrong, since he was basically helping the rest of the world out. haha, beats swearing, and a fist in the face.
7. discrimination, sexual harrassment, alcohol, and "boundaries." remember no sleepovers or sensual massages with the students.

it's kind of funny how it's cty relived, except with old "kids." the "groups" are forming (cool kids/geeks), the ice breaking will soon commence, but this time we have no RAs to make us play nice. my instructor seems really awesome though, relaxed, experienced. ok, time for some scheduled socializing, and the kids arrive tomorrow.

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